Serial Sofa Surfer Pillows

The problem is not in your set or at the station. That leaves only you, doesn't it?

Low-Energy Drinks

Surfing koala.

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

'Ah, business as usual.'

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

My comfort zone

"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."

"Of course we don't mind you working from home - we'd just rather it was from your own home, Mr Webb."

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

'World Cup? Nobody told me there was a football match on!'

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

World Cup reactions

Hank had been asleep for hours, but amazingly his clicker finger kept going.

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

'I hate rainy days!'

Moving Van.

Internet Addict Anonymous

Out-of-Homebody experience.

'We added on to the couch.'

'Tonight, one of you is going home.'

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

2013: psychoanalysis is formally declared a scam.

'You don't have to stay in a motel. I have a couch you can rent.'

"After the shark documentary there's a documentary on about two fat slobs who watch TV all day. Sounds good"

"You know, I'm beginning to think that I'm not destined for greatness."

"I'm just checking my inbox."

'Plus, you get to keep any change you happen to find under the cushions.'

"They are making sandboxes more and more realistic these days."