Quirky Couch Surfer Pillows

Will assuage guilt for money.

Low-Energy Drinks

Lumbar support animal

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

Binge Watch

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

'Ah, business as usual.'

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

Help! I've fallen in love and I can't get up! Cat alert system.

Watchdog

"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

'World Cup? Nobody told me there was a football match on!'

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

World Cup reactions

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

Hank had been asleep for hours, but amazingly his clicker finger kept going.

Finally. A home exercise system that really is a clothes rack!

Out-of-Homebody experience.

"Donald switched off in 1985 and i never bothered to switch him on again."

"Anywhere with cable T.V. will be fine."

'Tonight, one of you is going home.'

2013: psychoanalysis is formally declared a scam.

'You don't have to stay in a motel. I have a couch you can rent.'

"After the shark documentary there's a documentary on about two fat slobs who watch TV all day. Sounds good"

"You know, I'm beginning to think that I'm not destined for greatness."

"Everywhere's fully booked by television people filming holiday programmes..."

"This love seat stinks!"

"Very nice, but what's the thread count?"