Couch Surfing Enthusiast Pillows

Low-Energy Drinks

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Binge Watch

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

'Ah, business as usual.'

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."

Eventual Motion Machine

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

"Well, if I was ambitious, we'd have a nice house and more money, but I'd never be around."

'Try putting a remote in one hand aan a beer in the other and see if he starts up.'

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

Hank had been asleep for hours, but amazingly his clicker finger kept going.

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

'Tonight, one of you is going home.'

"I'll always love you just the way I am."

"You need the exercise, so I bought you a bigger remote."

"Donald switched off in 1985 and i never bothered to switch him on again."

"Anywhere with cable T.V. will be fine."

"How much for the couch without the potato?"

'You don't have to stay in a motel. I have a couch you can rent.'

"What I don't understand is why people waste their time writing when they might not get published,."