Couch Surfing Enthusiast Gifts

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Low-Energy Drinks

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

Binge Watch

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

'Ah, business as usual.'

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

Help! I've fallen in love and I can't get up! Cat alert system.

The Common Sutra.

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."

Eventual Motion Machine

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

'Try putting a remote in one hand aan a beer in the other and see if he starts up.'

"Well, if I was ambitious, we'd have a nice house and more money, but I'd never be around."

'World Cup? Nobody told me there was a football match on!'

Hank had been asleep for hours, but amazingly his clicker finger kept going.

World Cup reactions

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

"Anywhere with cable T.V. will be fine."

"Donald switched off in 1985 and i never bothered to switch him on again."

"You need the exercise, so I bought you a bigger remote."

"I'll always love you just the way I am."

"How much for the couch without the potato?"

'Tonight, one of you is going home.'

"What I don't understand is why people waste their time writing when they might not get published,."