Couch Surfing Guru Gifts

Hank had been asleep for hours, but amazingly his clicker finger kept going.

Low-Energy Drinks

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

Binge Watch

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

'Ah, business as usual.'

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Help! I've fallen in love and I can't get up! Cat alert system.

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

Watchdog

"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."

'Next on News 7...GM offers to bail out the government in the event of a shutdown...'

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

Eventual Motion Machine

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

'World Cup? Nobody told me there was a football match on!'

'Try putting a remote in one hand aan a beer in the other and see if he starts up.'

"Well, if I was ambitious, we'd have a nice house and more money, but I'd never be around."

"This is for all the things you have already heard about via social media."

World Cup reactions

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