Couch Surfer Gifts

"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."

Low-Energy Drinks

"Remind me, is this medicinal or recreational weed?"

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

Excess Baggage: Sometimes, your plane ticket is the least expensive part of the trip.

World Cup reactions

Hank had been asleep for hours, but amazingly his clicker finger kept going.

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

Couch Potato Watching TV work outs.

Couch Potato / World Surfer

2013: psychoanalysis is formally declared a scam.

'You don't have to stay in a motel. I have a couch you can rent.'

Second childhood obesity.

"Ed's world line is a dot."

2019 - Lazy B*****d/2020 - Responsible Adult

"My dad must be tired. He has his eyes in dark mode."

"No, I'm being unemployed from home today."

"Next time we stay at the movies all day, let's try changing seats every few hours."

Rarely leaving the house and working just steps away from my refrigerator has expanded my waistline. A homebody!

"Wow, these humans build one heck of a time machine!"

"The ward for vegetables in a persistent humanoid state."

"How would you describe your trip to China?"

"My exercise routine is to change channels every time there's a an ad about junk food."

"You know, I'm beginning to think that I'm not destined for greatness."

'When I first met him he was the apple of my eye but now he just gives me the pip.'

'World Cup? Nobody told me there was a football match on!'

'Tonight, one of you is going home.'

'Ah, business as usual.'

Couch Potato

"Unlike the National Product, there isn't a net version of you!"

"My Burt is so impulsive, honestly there's just no telling what he'll NOT do next