Connected Couch Surfer Gifts

"I'm succumbing to my facebook group mentality."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Surfing the daily stress

Low-Energy Drinks

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

TV-Man

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Stop! Stop what? Do not change the channel! Sex, death, harrowing footage of the most remarkable story you've ever seen, tattoos, rock-n-roll, action, action, action! It's all coming right up, right after this five second break for station identification. Five seconds ... You're watching Rock Television. And now back to our ... bored. Welcome to ABC. We've got thrills, action, more thrills ... Click. I've got your action right here. We've created a monster. Click click click click click cl-

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

Binge Watch

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

How I met your mother

'Ah, business as usual.'

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Help! I've fallen in love and I can't get up! Cat alert system.

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

Remote control wars.

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."

Digital TV presents "It's true there really is a channel for everyone"

My comfort zone