Family Couch Surfers Gifts

"OK, is the American dream gonna fall in our lap...or should we turn off the telenovela and actually go work on it?"

Low-Energy Drinks

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

Binge Watch

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

'Ah, business as usual.'

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

Watchdog

"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

Hank had been asleep for hours, but amazingly his clicker finger kept going.

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

"Donald switched off in 1985 and i never bothered to switch him on again."

"Anywhere with cable T.V. will be fine."

'Tonight, one of you is going home.'

Line for a funnel cake stand.

'You don't have to stay in a motel. I have a couch you can rent.'

2013: psychoanalysis is formally declared a scam.

"After the shark documentary there's a documentary on about two fat slobs who watch TV all day. Sounds good"

"Everywhere's fully booked by television people filming holiday programmes..."

Will assuage guilt for money.

"This love seat stinks!"

"You know, I'm beginning to think that I'm not destined for greatness."

"How would you describe your trip to China?"