Therapy Couch Surfers Gifts

"If you won't help me validate myself, will you at least validate my parking?"

Low-Energy Drinks

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

"Am I sensing fear?"

Binge Watch

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

'Ah, business as usual.'

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

Run, Mike, Run!

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

"I have no feelings about having no feelings."

'My mother was a real bitch!'

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

"You just said, ‘And then I killed my first and second husbands.’ ... Let's explore that."

"I don’t know … there’s a small part of me that just wants to erase my childhood."

'I always seem to bring out the worst in people.'

Watchdog

"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."

"Would it be possible to speak with the personality that pays the bills."

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

'Dr Freud, this isn't comfortable. Why don't you sit on that chair?' 'That's not a bad idea.'

'I think Mr. Teddy's getting too dependent on me.'

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee