Therapy Couch Thinker Gifts

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Studies show foods work miracles!

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

'The only part of my body that defies gravity is my age.'

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

"And when you realized it was the wrong tree, why do you think you kept barking up it?"

"You're overthinking it. Sometimes a belly rub is just a belly rub."

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

'The Grand Jury doesn't understand me...'

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever

'As your financial advisor, I'd have to advise you to change your main income provider,'

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

'Therapy in L.A.'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

'My wife's therapist doesn't understand me.'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

Axel, I notice you read a lot of highbrow books