Therapy Thinkers Gifts

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

"If you're happy and you know it, stick with your dosage."

'Therapy in L.A.'

'What's the difference between solitude and loneliness, doctor?'

'Everytime I kiss him he says he can't breathe.'

Clown going to a therapist and making the therapist cry.

I am sick and tired of listening to depressed people lying on me with their dirty shoes.

'The only part of my body that defies gravity is my age.'

'But when you decided to go into psychology didn't you REALIZE that you'd be ‘surrounded by idiots'?'

'Doctor, we've got another you-know-what out here.'

'I treat those who've had out-of-body-experiences -- not out-of-money-experiences!'

'I guess I do have low self esteem. When my business partner stole my good name, I took him to small claims court.'

"That's guy's got 12 personalities...address his bill 'To Whom It May Concern.'"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."