Serial Sofa-surfers Gifts

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

Low-Energy Drinks

Turtle Hat

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"The couch hates me Jane!"

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'Ah, business as usual.'

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

My comfort zone

"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

"What is it about the firm's global presence that most appealed to you?"

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

Hank had been asleep for hours, but amazingly his clicker finger kept going.

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

'We added on to the couch.'

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

Surfin' Ahab.

"Anywhere with cable T.V. will be fine."

'Tonight, one of you is going home.'

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

'You don't have to stay in a motel. I have a couch you can rent.'

2013: psychoanalysis is formally declared a scam.

"After the shark documentary there's a documentary on about two fat slobs who watch TV all day. Sounds good"

"Everywhere's fully booked by television people filming holiday programmes..."

"Thanks to technology, I can be unemployed no matter where I live!"

"You know, I'm beginning to think that I'm not destined for greatness."