Sofa Surfer Gifts

My comfort zone

"Of course we don't mind you working from home - we'd just rather it was from your own home, Mr Webb."

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'We added on to the couch.'

Couch potato and his lounge lizard.

'Plus, you get to keep any change you happen to find under the cushions.'

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

"Thanks to technology, I can be unemployed no matter where I live!"

The Night Jim's Computer Crashed.

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

Low-Energy Drinks

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Baby on board.

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

'She'll never look for me here.'

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

"The couch hates me Jane!"

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

'Ah, business as usual.'

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

'No surf?'

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

Help! I've fallen in love and I can't get up! Cat alert system.

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

'Another nice wave.'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Oh Darling, you've got a bit of surfer stuck in you teeth.

Card shark

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