Sofa Superstar Gifts

"She died doing what she loved."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

'She'll never look for me here.'

"The couch hates me Jane!"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

The sofa freshly made up...

My comfort zone

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

"Of course we don't mind you working from home - we'd just rather it was from your own home, Mr Webb."

Flexible working

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

Chillaxing!

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

'We added on to the couch.'

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

Plein Air Painting: Quarantine Edition

I'd say you've got assertivity issues

'When we got married, I said I'd move mountains for you...I never said anything about a sofa!'

"It might be this Christmas, it might be next."

'Plus, you get to keep any change you happen to find under the cushions.'

Sofa Sale: 'I like this sofa - I'll take it.'

"Thanks to technology, I can be unemployed no matter where I live!"

Will Progressives Be Doing on Election Day 2020?

"I'm not so sure anymore where the sofa ends and you begin."

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

"I'm looking for an arrangement that says, 'Sorry about the sofa.'"

"Oh, I love documentaries about space."

"OK, I'll let you in, but remember: If you scratch it, you buy it!"