Sovereign Of The Sofa Gifts

"I remember when you used to hold a scepter instead of that remote."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

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"The couch hates me Jane!"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

My comfort zone

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

"Maybe this will make you less of a jerk!"

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

Chillaxing!

'We added on to the couch.'

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

"She died doing what she loved."

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

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"It might be this Christmas, it might be next."

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

'Plus, you get to keep any change you happen to find under the cushions.'

"I'm not so sure anymore where the sofa ends and you begin."

"Thanks to technology, I can be unemployed no matter where I live!"

They tell us we have to save energy. Well he hasn't expended any in fifteen years.

"I'm looking for an arrangement that says, 'Sorry about the sofa.'"

'It didn't take HIM long to feel at home!'

"OK, I'll let you in, but remember: If you scratch it, you buy it!"

"Hello 911? Yes it is an emergency. It's my ball. It's gone right under the sofa."