Sovereign Of The Sofa Prints

"I remember when you used to hold a scepter instead of that remote."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"The couch hates me Jane!"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

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"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

My comfort zone

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

"Of course we don't mind you working from home - we'd just rather it was from your own home, Mr Webb."

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

"Maybe this will make you less of a jerk!"

"She died doing what she loved."

'We added on to the couch.'

Chillaxing!

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

"It might be this Christmas, it might be next."

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"I'm not so sure anymore where the sofa ends and you begin."

"Thanks to technology, I can be unemployed no matter where I live!"

'Plus, you get to keep any change you happen to find under the cushions.'

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

They tell us we have to save energy. Well he hasn't expended any in fifteen years.

"I'm looking for an arrangement that says, 'Sorry about the sofa.'"

"Oh, I love documentaries about space."

"OK, I'll let you in, but remember: If you scratch it, you buy it!"

'It didn't take HIM long to feel at home!'

'Here it is, Mom. . . 'Never make any sudden moves around an adult male protecting his remote. Let him know you have no intention of taking it from him and he will gradually come to his senses.''