Sofa Connoisseur Gifts

'Oh, yes, he's got a job alright, a job to get off that sofa, a job to stay awake, a job to...'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Chillaxing!

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Bookworm Sleepover

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

Binge Watch

"The couch hates me Jane!"

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

"Goal!"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'Idle' Home Exhibition

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

Bats with blankets.

Second aid

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

The sofa freshly made up...

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"I see a couch."

E-Z Livin'

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

Staycation Photos