Sofa Enthusiast Gifts

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

'Henry is what you would call an armchair gardener'.

I'm sure Speckles will let you back on the sofa it you apologise to her

"Alex, please. Just because I'm not home doesn't mean I'm not thinking about new slipcovers."

"I'm not so sure anymore where the sofa ends and you begin."

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

'I hadn't realised we were such a sofa loving nation.'

'He made that sofa himself, the last thing he ever made!'

'It's a pity his favourite soaps don't include the one in the bathroom.'

'Silvia, did I do something wrong?'

'When I asked his sister if she was an only child I wish she'd said 'yes'!'

'I find the whole walking thing a bit overrated.'

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

"The couch hates me Jane!"

Ballet dancer on a sofa

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

Moving in

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

"I'm having a pajama day."

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"Just the slippers is fine!"

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

The Common Sutra.

The sofa freshly made up...

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

Baby blanket.

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."