Sofa Expert Gifts

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"The couch hates me Jane!"

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

The sofa freshly made up...

My comfort zone

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

"Of course we don't mind you working from home - we'd just rather it was from your own home, Mr Webb."

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

Flexible working

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

"She died doing what she loved."

Chillaxing!

They said he couldn't have a two-liter soda, and he just went crazy!

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

'We added on to the couch.'

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

'When we got married, I said I'd move mountains for you...I never said anything about a sofa!'

Plein Air Painting: Quarantine Edition

'The long winters really have an effect on Greg's mood.'

I'd say you've got assertivity issues

Sofa Sale: 'I like this sofa - I'll take it.'

'Plus, you get to keep any change you happen to find under the cushions.'

Will Progressives Be Doing on Election Day 2020?

"There was a lot of tension between his ergonomics and his feng shui."

"Thanks to technology, I can be unemployed no matter where I live!"

"I'm not so sure anymore where the sofa ends and you begin."

"It's a couch, not a settee, you posh git!"

"I'm looking for an arrangement that says, 'Sorry about the sofa.'"

"Oh, I love documentaries about space."