Sofa Expert Gifts

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"The couch hates me Jane!"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

The sofa freshly made up...

My comfort zone

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

"She died doing what she loved."

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

Chillaxing!

'We added on to the couch.'

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

Plein Air Painting: Quarantine Edition

I'd say you've got assertivity issues

'When we got married, I said I'd move mountains for you...I never said anything about a sofa!'

'Plus, you get to keep any change you happen to find under the cushions.'

"Thanks to technology, I can be unemployed no matter where I live!"

"I'm not so sure anymore where the sofa ends and you begin."

Sofa Sale: 'I like this sofa - I'll take it.'

"There was a lot of tension between his ergonomics and his feng shui."

"It's a couch, not a settee, you posh git!"

"I'm looking for an arrangement that says, 'Sorry about the sofa.'"

'He played every minute of three football matches on TV today.'