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'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"The couch hates me Jane!"

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

The sofa freshly made up...

My comfort zone

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

"Of course we don't mind you working from home - we'd just rather it was from your own home, Mr Webb."

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

Flexible working

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

"She died doing what she loved."

Chillaxing!

They said he couldn't have a two-liter soda, and he just went crazy!

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

'We added on to the couch.'

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

'When we got married, I said I'd move mountains for you...I never said anything about a sofa!'

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'The long winters really have an effect on Greg's mood.'

I'd say you've got assertivity issues

Sofa Sale: 'I like this sofa - I'll take it.'

'Plus, you get to keep any change you happen to find under the cushions.'

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"There was a lot of tension between his ergonomics and his feng shui."

"Thanks to technology, I can be unemployed no matter where I live!"

"I'm not so sure anymore where the sofa ends and you begin."

"It's a couch, not a settee, you posh git!"

"I'm looking for an arrangement that says, 'Sorry about the sofa.'"

"Oh, I love documentaries about space."