Sofa Relaxation Expert T-Shirts

Putting Down Roots.

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Lazy Octopus

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

My God, I need to fart.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Yoga.

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

Ultra-lazy sloth

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

Problem Solving

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"The couch hates me Jane!"

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Yoga To-Do

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Coffee

"So that's what it means to unwind before dinner."

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"Streaming"

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

'Take a postcard, Irene.'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'