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Cash for Clunkers.

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Lounging by the pool

Sunbathing in the park

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

The Martini is invented.

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"You are still here."

Contented man and cat sleeping

"I'm having a pajama day."

Ultra-lazy sloth

How the goat got square eyes.

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

"You're back. Hold on … just give me a minute."

Inactive wear store.

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."