Balcony Lounging Specialists T-Shirts

Balcony extension with sunbathers

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

Happy Brithday

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

Paving over the window-box

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

'It's like having our own private luxury box in the game of life.'

"Why did we wait to get recliners?"

"We had hoped the staff lounge would inspire more productivity."

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

Balcony hot air balloon.

Roots coming through the roof of a balcony.

'What a beautiful balcony! How's the view?'

"She only comes in to try out the heated seats."

Gardening: New Year's Resolution.

'Look out of the window and say 'ah'.'

'Good gosh, Charlie... You've planted poison ivy!'

"You're in the upper, upper, UPPER balcony."

Flower pot tries to escape to the next balcony.

"Last year I took her to the Galapagos Islands, but she still found her way back."

Cash for Clunkers.

"Zzz."

'I'll cut my hair when you quit smoking!'

"It's his own unique version of working remotely!"

"I can't talk. I'm busy staring with envy at all the people I resent."

'It's so nice to have breakfast on the balcony.'

Because the company does not offer employees a healthcare plan, we try to boost their compensation in other ways."