Balcony Relaxer T-Shirts

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

On holiday.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Sunbathers.

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

"Shake! Good Dog."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

"I only need shade for my wine."

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

Segregated Beach

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

Life's a Bench.

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

"I think he just ashed on me."

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

Paving over the window-box

'It's like having our own private luxury box in the game of life.'

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

"Yes, mother, I'm recharging."

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

'Some two-year-old is marking the pool for himself.'