Balcony Dreamer T-Shirts

"I overestimated the amount of fun you can have on a balcony."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Balloon Washing Line

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

"So...do you have a job now?"

Private Jet

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

The Day Dreamer.

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

Calm in the Face of Chaos

Living in a snow globe.

Yes, well, when you're grown up and king, your castle can have an indoor heated moat.

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

'This baby says you've arrived. A little late perhaps. Missed a turn, had to stop for directions, but eventually got there.'

"Just remember. . . one if by land, two if by sea. . .one if by land, two if by sea. . .Dang!"

Balcony hot air balloon.

'The New Year break really gives you a chance to have a fresh look at life...at what you're achieving with your limited time on this earth.'

"As a commitment to the environment it comes with its own wind turbine."

"Yes, their lives changed when they won the lottery and bought a mansion, but not mine: I'm still not allowed in the house..."

'Now to the layperson this may seem like just a junky little house, but it's actually a really nice treehouse. . . conveniently located on the ground.'

'D I Y log cabin for sale'

"...For the yacht Jim...just think of the yacht!"