Balcony Dreamer T-Shirts

"I overestimated the amount of fun you can have on a balcony."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Balloon Washing Line

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

Private Jet

"So...do you have a job now?"

The Day Dreamer.

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

Calm in the Face of Chaos

Living in a snow globe.

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

"Just remember. . . one if by land, two if by sea. . .one if by land, two if by sea. . .Dang!"

'This baby says you've arrived. A little late perhaps. Missed a turn, had to stop for directions, but eventually got there.'

Balcony hot air balloon.

'The New Year break really gives you a chance to have a fresh look at life...at what you're achieving with your limited time on this earth.'

"Yes, their lives changed when they won the lottery and bought a mansion, but not mine: I'm still not allowed in the house..."

"As a commitment to the environment it comes with its own wind turbine."

'Now to the layperson this may seem like just a junky little house, but it's actually a really nice treehouse. . . conveniently located on the ground.'

'Look out of the window and say 'ah'.'

'What a beautiful balcony! How's the view?'

'D I Y log cabin for sale'

"...For the yacht Jim...just think of the yacht!"