Balcony Dweller T-Shirts

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

Balcony hot air balloon.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

'It's like having our own private luxury box in the game of life.'

Biting Slippers.

Paving over the window-box

"Factominiums."

"...there's honey all over the walls, a weird buzzing noise 24 hours a day and some weird broad at the end of the hall thinks she's the queen!"

Urban Gardens

Roots coming through the roof of a balcony.

'What a beautiful balcony! How's the view?'

'Good gosh, Charlie... You've planted poison ivy!'

"I overestimated the amount of fun you can have on a balcony."

Patio Melt

Balloon Washing Line

'What do you think of the lawn? Not bad for a third floor flat.'

An apartment garden.

'Look out of the window and say 'ah'.'

"You're in the upper, upper, UPPER balcony."

'I'll cut my hair when you quit smoking!'

"They've eliminated your grant to promote local agriculture."

Flower pot tries to escape to the next balcony.

Scarecrows.

"It's Bob and Margaret from down the hall. They're starting the fourteenth floor militia. Do we want to join?