Balcony Dweller T-Shirts

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

Balcony hot air balloon.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

'It's like having our own private luxury box in the game of life.'

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

Paving over the window-box

Biting Slippers.

"Factominiums."

"...there's honey all over the walls, a weird buzzing noise 24 hours a day and some weird broad at the end of the hall thinks she's the queen!"

Urban Gardens

Roots coming through the roof of a balcony.

Patio Melt

'Look out of the window and say 'ah'.'

'What a beautiful balcony! How's the view?'

'Good gosh, Charlie... You've planted poison ivy!'

'What do you think of the lawn? Not bad for a third floor flat.'

"I overestimated the amount of fun you can have on a balcony."

Balloon Washing Line

"You're in the upper, upper, UPPER balcony."

Flower pot tries to escape to the next balcony.

'I'll cut my hair when you quit smoking!'

Scarecrows.

"They've eliminated your grant to promote local agriculture."

"It's Bob and Margaret from down the hall. They're starting the fourteenth floor militia. Do we want to join?

Balcony extension with sunbathers

"I can't talk. I'm busy staring with envy at all the people I resent."