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"I can't talk. I'm busy staring with envy at all the people I resent."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

Paving over the window-box

'It's like having our own private luxury box in the game of life.'

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

Urban Gardens

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

Sheep Ballast

Balcony hot air balloon.

Roots coming through the roof of a balcony.

'Look out of the window and say 'ah'.'

'Good gosh, Charlie... You've planted poison ivy!'

'What do you think of the lawn? Not bad for a third floor flat.'

'What a beautiful balcony! How's the view?'

Birds nest atop a hot air balloon.

"I overestimated the amount of fun you can have on a balcony."

Balloon Washing Line

"Hey! How come we're not moving?"

"You're in the upper, upper, UPPER balcony."

"Now the GPS is saying, around the world in 90 days."

"They've eliminated your grant to promote local agriculture."

'Hannibal's elephants had it rough, but is this really any better?'

Santa Claus's Hot Air Balloon

Gigantic bird or tiny balloon?

J. Edgar Hoover's secret file on MLK

'I'll cut my hair when you quit smoking!'