
"I can't talk. I'm busy staring with envy at all the people I resent."
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"I can't talk. I'm busy staring with envy at all the people I resent."
"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"
"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."
"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"
'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'
'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'
"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"
Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot
"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."
'It's like having our own private luxury box in the game of life.'
Paving over the window-box
"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"
Leaves falling from a roof garden.
Urban Gardens
Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.
Sheep Ballast
Balcony hot air balloon.
Roots coming through the roof of a balcony.
'Look out of the window and say 'ah'.'
'Good gosh, Charlie... You've planted poison ivy!'
Birds nest atop a hot air balloon.
Richard Branson
'What a beautiful balcony! How's the view?'
An apartment garden.
"I overestimated the amount of fun you can have on a balcony."
'What do you think of the lawn? Not bad for a third floor flat.'
Balloon Washing Line
"You're in the upper, upper, UPPER balcony."
"Hey! How come we're not moving?"
"Now the GPS is saying, around the world in 90 days."
"They've eliminated your grant to promote local agriculture."
'Hannibal's elephants had it rough, but is this really any better?'
Santa Claus's Hot Air Balloon
Gigantic bird or tiny balloon?
J. Edgar Hoover's secret file on MLK
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