Balcony Relaxation T-Shirts

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

'It's like having our own private luxury box in the game of life.'

Paving over the window-box

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

Balcony hot air balloon.

Roots coming through the roof of a balcony.

"I overestimated the amount of fun you can have on a balcony."

An apartment garden.

"I like fall because everything goes back to the new normal."

'What do you think of the lawn? Not bad for a third floor flat.'

Balloon Washing Line

'What a beautiful balcony! How's the view?'

'Good gosh, Charlie... You've planted poison ivy!'

'Look out of the window and say 'ah'.'

"You're in the upper, upper, UPPER balcony."

'I'll cut my hair when you quit smoking!'

Giant Mosquito Screen Door.

Scarecrows.

"They've eliminated your grant to promote local agriculture."

Flower pot tries to escape to the next balcony.

Balcony extension with sunbathers

Weatherman: 'I hinted that we might be getting a snowstorm. Did you get my drift?'

"It's great, I pay for ground floor tickets, but enjoy the equivalent of balcony view..."

The Who's Not Who Guide.

"I can't talk. I'm busy staring with envy at all the people I resent."

Balcony Rain