Balcony Relaxation Gifts

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

Paving over the window-box

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

'It's like having our own private luxury box in the game of life.'

Balcony hot air balloon.

Roots coming through the roof of a balcony.

'What a beautiful balcony! How's the view?'

"I overestimated the amount of fun you can have on a balcony."

Balloon Washing Line

"I like fall because everything goes back to the new normal."

'Look out of the window and say 'ah'.'

'Good gosh, Charlie... You've planted poison ivy!'

'What do you think of the lawn? Not bad for a third floor flat.'

"You're in the upper, upper, UPPER balcony."

Flower pot tries to escape to the next balcony.

"They've eliminated your grant to promote local agriculture."

Giant Mosquito Screen Door.

'I'll cut my hair when you quit smoking!'

Scarecrows.

Balcony extension with sunbathers

"It's great, I pay for ground floor tickets, but enjoy the equivalent of balcony view..."

"I can't talk. I'm busy staring with envy at all the people I resent."

The Who's Not Who Guide.

Balcony Rain

Weatherman: 'I hinted that we might be getting a snowstorm. Did you get my drift?'

'It's so nice to have breakfast on the balcony.'