Balcony Relaxer Gifts

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

On holiday.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Sunbathers.

"Shake! Good Dog."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

"I only need shade for my wine."

Segregated Beach

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

"I think he just ashed on me."

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

Paving over the window-box

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

'It's like having our own private luxury box in the game of life.'

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

Visit a Place in your Past...

"Yes, mother, I'm recharging."