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"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

'Look out of the window and say 'ah'.'

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

'She'll never look for me here.'

Sunbathing in the park

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Lighthouse Hammock.

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

Sick person curled up at home

Sunday morning provides a time to contemplate the state of our souls. Or soles, as the case may be.

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

"How?"

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"Delivery."

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

"Chill, Paul. I'm on staycation."

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

'I'm able to live the American dream by getting paid in Euros, running my business form an offshore tax haven and getting European style universal health care.'

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

Champagne and Oysters