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"Michael? Oh yes, he's doing fine. He is really coming into his own during the lockdown. He seems to be enjoying it!"

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Cats and gardens.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Lawnmower

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

Et in Arcadia Ego

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Do you mind!!?'

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

Ecology

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

"We're going to need a bigger rake."