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"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

Paving over the window-box

'It's like having our own private luxury box in the game of life.'

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

Tropical Cow Tank

'Our approach is so humane we're even letting young Colin here take a gap year.'

"Maybe strawberries would have made more sense."

"Legally, we're a farm."

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

Balcony hot air balloon.

"Oddly enough, I could never work in a cubicle."

Roots coming through the roof of a balcony.

"I overestimated the amount of fun you can have on a balcony."

Balloon Washing Line

That's right! I'm River Banksey!

'What do you think of the lawn? Not bad for a third floor flat.'

'Good gosh, Charlie... You've planted poison ivy!'

'What a beautiful balcony! How's the view?'

'For Diahrrea in hogs? Well, first of all, I'd feed bland garbage!'

"You're in the upper, upper, UPPER balcony."

Scarecrows.

Flower pot tries to escape to the next balcony.

"Yeah, he looks a bit like an astronaut, but he's only a beekeeper..."

Don't worry, I'm not grazing, I'm looking for my contact lens!

'I'll cut my hair when you quit smoking!'

"They've eliminated your grant to promote local agriculture."

Men meeting on the roof for a crafty drink, away from the women