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"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

Paving over the window-box

'It's like having our own private luxury box in the game of life.'

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

Tropical Cow Tank

"Maybe strawberries would have made more sense."

'Our approach is so humane we're even letting young Colin here take a gap year.'

"Legally, we're a farm."

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

Balcony hot air balloon.

"Oddly enough, I could never work in a cubicle."

Roots coming through the roof of a balcony.

That's right! I'm River Banksey!

'What a beautiful balcony! How's the view?'

"I overestimated the amount of fun you can have on a balcony."

'Good gosh, Charlie... You've planted poison ivy!'

Balloon Washing Line

'What do you think of the lawn? Not bad for a third floor flat.'

An apartment garden.

"You're in the upper, upper, UPPER balcony."

'For Diahrrea in hogs? Well, first of all, I'd feed bland garbage!'

Flower pot tries to escape to the next balcony.

"Yeah, he looks a bit like an astronaut, but he's only a beekeeper..."

'I'll cut my hair when you quit smoking!'

Don't worry, I'm not grazing, I'm looking for my contact lens!

Scarecrows.

Men meeting on the roof for a crafty drink, away from the women