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'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

Paving over the window-box

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

'It's like having our own private luxury box in the game of life.'

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

"Sipsies?"

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

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Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

Balcony hot air balloon.

'Hey carrot-breath! You still mad cause we ran you a little today? Hounds gotta make a living too, ya know.'

'Stop me when I start extolling the virtues of socialism.'

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Roots coming through the roof of a balcony.

'Good gosh, Charlie... You've planted poison ivy!'

'What a beautiful balcony! How's the view?'

"I overestimated the amount of fun you can have on a balcony."

Balloon Washing Line

Global Warming: American BBQ.

"It's the big guy."

"There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have trouble with those in the back yard."

'Look out of the window and say 'ah'.'

"You're in the upper, upper, UPPER balcony."

"You're welcome to visit my internet site, but not my apartment."

'I'll cut my hair when you quit smoking!'

"What are we actually celebrating here tonight?"

'Let's face it Sid. In this pub a 'Happy Hour' is one without a punch up...'