Balcony Banterer Mugs

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"This stool shall pass."

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

'It's like having our own private luxury box in the game of life.'

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

Paving over the window-box

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

"Sipsies?"

A breakthrough moment for the Wright brothers. How about some wings with that?

CartoonStock Upload"You are an all-round good guy!"

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

'Hey carrot-breath! You still mad cause we ran you a little today? Hounds gotta make a living too, ya know.'

Balcony hot air balloon.

'Stop me when I start extolling the virtues of socialism.'

Special Euro 2020 Menu: Humble Pie

Roots coming through the roof of a balcony.

'Good gosh, Charlie... You've planted poison ivy!'

"I overestimated the amount of fun you can have on a balcony."

'What a beautiful balcony! How's the view?'

Global Warming: American BBQ.

Balloon Washing Line

"There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have trouble with those in the back yard."

"It's the big guy."

'Look out of the window and say 'ah'.'

"You're in the upper, upper, UPPER balcony."

"You're welcome to visit my internet site, but not my apartment."

'I'll cut my hair when you quit smoking!'

"What are we actually celebrating here tonight?"