Lounging Experts Gifts

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

Sunbathing in the park

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Lounging by the pool

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Contented man and cat sleeping

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

The Martini is invented.

"You are still here."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"I'm having a pajama day."

Ultra-lazy sloth

How the goat got square eyes.

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"In da house"

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

Inactive wear store.

"You're back. Hold on … just give me a minute."