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'That's Frank's lazy eye.'

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

Man laying in chair watching the television sideways

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

Zerotasking

Another Busy Day.

Company Canteen - Sorry to interrupt your coffee break, but it's the only place I can find you.

'He's not afraid of hard work-look at the way he fights it!'

'On vacation.'

"I really should have paid attention to everything I learned in Kindergarten."

"In this country, son, anything is possible, including you going out and getting a job."

"I can't be bothered to do nothing, I'm just going to let it happen."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

"Why did we wait to get recliners?"

'I'm able to live the American dream by getting paid in Euros, running my business form an offshore tax haven and getting European style universal health care.'

'I'd say the couch is contouring a bit TOO much to their bodies.'

Champagne and Oysters

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

"The president wants me to stay on as unemployed."

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

Rest distracted by moles.

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

Baldo unrolls a chaise lounge.

"Stay tuned to 6, the channel to snooze by."

The Modern Tourist

'You know, Mertins, when you take a vacation day, you can actually stay at home.'

"She only comes in to try out the heated seats."

Happy National Pride Month

"This is really putting a crimp in my plan to live in the woods and survive off nothing but berries and grubs."

"You need fresh air and exercise."

"Zzz."

'If I fall asleep and my team scores, please fist bump a member of the hired help for me.'