Pro Couch Lounger Gifts

"I don't believe in combining marriage and a career."

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

Sick person curled up at home

The new fall content.

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

'I'm able to live the American dream by getting paid in Euros, running my business form an offshore tax haven and getting European style universal health care.'

'I'd say the couch is contouring a bit TOO much to their bodies.'

Champagne and Oysters

'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

"The president wants me to stay on as unemployed."

Floating

Rest distracted by moles.

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

"I really should have paid attention to everything I learned in Kindergarten."

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

Hockney by the Pool

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

Baldo unrolls a chaise lounge.

"In this country, son, anything is possible, including you going out and getting a job."

'He's not afraid of hard work-look at the way he fights it!'

Nothing gives me a greater feeling of accomplishment than not accomplishing anything.

"Stay tuned to 6, the channel to snooze by."

Zerotasking

'You know, Mertins, when you take a vacation day, you can actually stay at home.'

'Let me know if you are uncomfortable.' (cat on owner's head)