Leisure Lounger Gifts

'Pauls souns system was so loud that he had to wear earplugs'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

Sunbathing in the park

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

Lighthouse Hammock.

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'...and talk about lazy!'

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

"You're back. Hold on … just give me a minute."

"How?"

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

Sunday morning provides a time to contemplate the state of our souls. Or soles, as the case may be.

Sick person curled up at home

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

Gone to seed.

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

'I'm able to live the American dream by getting paid in Euros, running my business form an offshore tax haven and getting European style universal health care.'

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'

Champagne and Oysters

Weekend paper with an index to the supplements it contains.

Mexican Dog