Leisure Lounger Gifts

'Pauls souns system was so loud that he had to wear earplugs'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Sunbathing in the park

'She'll never look for me here.'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Lighthouse Hammock.

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

"You're back. Hold on … just give me a minute."

'...and talk about lazy!'

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

"How?"

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

Sick person curled up at home

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

Gone to seed.

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

'I'm able to live the American dream by getting paid in Euros, running my business form an offshore tax haven and getting European style universal health care.'

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

Mexican Dog

Champagne and Oysters

Weekend paper with an index to the supplements it contains.

'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'

'I'd say the couch is contouring a bit TOO much to their bodies.'