Casual Lounger Gifts

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

When I was a kid, I dreamed of going to medical school. I wanted to be a psychiatrist. Really? But I was great at football, wound up playing in college and got derailed. Everything came so easy. Who needed medical school? House of Java.net Cybercafe. But maybe what really happened was that I suffered concussions, and lost my drive and ability. and not I just hang out all day and serve as a sex object for hot chicks. Worked out beautifully. I need to get some concussions.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Sunbathing in the park

'She'll never look for me here.'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

Lighthouse Hammock.

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

'...and talk about lazy!'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

Sunday morning provides a time to contemplate the state of our souls. Or soles, as the case may be.

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

Sick person curled up at home

"How?"

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

Weekend paper with an index to the supplements it contains.

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'