Casual Lounger Prints

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'She'll never look for me here.'

Sunbathing in the park

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

Lighthouse Hammock.

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

'...and talk about lazy!'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

Sick person curled up at home

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."

"How?"

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

Weekend paper with an index to the supplements it contains.

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

Rest distracted by moles.

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"