Lounge Lounger Prints

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'She'll never look for me here.'

Sunbathing in the park

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Lighthouse Hammock.

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

'...and talk about lazy!'

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

Sick person curled up at home

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

"How?"

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

'I'm able to live the American dream by getting paid in Euros, running my business form an offshore tax haven and getting European style universal health care.'

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

Weekend paper with an index to the supplements it contains.

'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

Champagne and Oysters