Cozy Lounger Gifts

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

Sick person curled up at home

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'She'll never look for me here.'

"I am dressed for the job I want."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'...and talk about lazy!'

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

Rest distracted by moles.

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

'Well played, sir.'

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

Floating

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

"Sleeping in?"

Exercise doesn't increase longevity --- It's well known that things with fewer moving parts last longer!

"Tell me boss, how is the holiday weather in Hawaii?"

Hockney by the Pool

A woman teaches a cat maths as a man eats chips and drinks beer with a dog.