Lovely Lounger Gifts

'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'She'll never look for me here.'

Sunbathing in the park

"I am dressed for the job I want."

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Lighthouse Hammock.

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."

Sick person curled up at home

"How?"

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

'I'm able to live the American dream by getting paid in Euros, running my business form an offshore tax haven and getting European style universal health care.'

'I'd say the couch is contouring a bit TOO much to their bodies.'

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

Champagne and Oysters

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

A man lies in a hammock under leaves.

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

Rest distracted by moles.

'Well played, sir.'

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"