Light-hearted Lounger Gifts

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'She'll never look for me here.'

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

Lighthouse Hammock.

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'...and talk about lazy!'

"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

Sick person curled up at home

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

Sunday morning provides a time to contemplate the state of our souls. Or soles, as the case may be.

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

Weekend paper with an index to the supplements it contains.

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

Rest distracted by moles.

'Well played, sir.'

Floating

Hockney by the Pool

'It's Saturday, and it's my God given right to lie around, star at the clouds, daydream about the new guy in my class. . .'

Exercise doesn't increase longevity --- It's well known that things with fewer moving parts last longer!

"Tell me boss, how is the holiday weather in Hawaii?"

Nothing gives me a greater feeling of accomplishment than not accomplishing anything.