Light-hearted Lounger Gifts

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'She'll never look for me here.'

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

Lighthouse Hammock.

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'...and talk about lazy!'

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."

Sick person curled up at home

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

Weekend paper with an index to the supplements it contains.

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

Floating

'Well played, sir.'

Rest distracted by moles.

'It's Saturday, and it's my God given right to lie around, star at the clouds, daydream about the new guy in my class. . .'

A woman teaches a cat maths as a man eats chips and drinks beer with a dog.

Hockney by the Pool

"Tell me boss, how is the holiday weather in Hawaii?"