Outdoor Lounger Gifts

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"How?"

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

Maybe the free Wi-Fi wasn't such a good idea. Lemonade. 25 cents.

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

'I felt a little silly at first, but it sure keeps the silly bugs away.'

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

Custer's last tan.

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

Sunbathing in the park

"Isn't summer great? We have all day to do whatever we want!"

"Sounds like the mail has arrived..."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Rock - see you in a million years!

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Lighthouse Hammock.

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

'You are doing it wrong.'

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

Sunday morning provides a time to contemplate the state of our souls. Or soles, as the case may be.

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

"Delivery."

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

Gone to seed.

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"