Outdoor Lounger Mugs

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"How?"

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

Custer's last tan.

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

Sunbathing in the park

"Isn't summer great? We have all day to do whatever we want!"

"Sounds like the mail has arrived..."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

'She'll never look for me here.'

Rock - see you in a million years!

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Lighthouse Hammock.

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

'You are doing it wrong.'

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

"Delivery."

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

Gone to seed.

"Chill, Paul. I'm on staycation."

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"