Pro-level Lounger Gifts

"The president wants me to stay on as unemployed."

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

Sick person curled up at home

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

"Why did we wait to get recliners?"

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'I'm able to live the American dream by getting paid in Euros, running my business form an offshore tax haven and getting European style universal health care.'

Champagne and Oysters

'I'd say the couch is contouring a bit TOO much to their bodies.'

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

Rest distracted by moles.

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

"I really should have paid attention to everything I learned in Kindergarten."

'Well played, sir.'

"Tell me boss, how is the holiday weather in Hawaii?"

Baldo unrolls a chaise lounge.

Zerotasking

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

A woman teaches a cat maths as a man eats chips and drinks beer with a dog.

"Stay tuned to 6, the channel to snooze by."

Hockney by the Pool

"In this country, son, anything is possible, including you going out and getting a job."

'He's not afraid of hard work-look at the way he fights it!'

Slow News Day

"She only comes in to try out the heated seats."

'What do you intend doing with your life, Son?' 'Ooh... Let's not tempt fate, Dad.'

'Can he get back to you - he's couch-surfing at the moment.'