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"The president wants me to stay on as unemployed."

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

Sick person curled up at home

"Why did we wait to get recliners?"

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'I'm able to live the American dream by getting paid in Euros, running my business form an offshore tax haven and getting European style universal health care.'

Champagne and Oysters

'I'd say the couch is contouring a bit TOO much to their bodies.'

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

Rest distracted by moles.

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

"I really should have paid attention to everything I learned in Kindergarten."

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

'Well played, sir.'

"Tell me boss, how is the holiday weather in Hawaii?"

Baldo unrolls a chaise lounge.

"Stay tuned to 6, the channel to snooze by."

A woman teaches a cat maths as a man eats chips and drinks beer with a dog.

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

"In this country, son, anything is possible, including you going out and getting a job."

'He's not afraid of hard work-look at the way he fights it!'

Hockney by the Pool

Zerotasking

Slow News Day

Happy National Pride Month

"She only comes in to try out the heated seats."

'What do you intend doing with your life, Son?' 'Ooh... Let's not tempt fate, Dad.'